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Bad Pick Up Lines
‘Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.’
Are you my appendix? Cuz you’re fking useless.
The appendix can’t be useless! 100% of people who have it removed die!
You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.
Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
If you were a fruit you’d be a FINE APPLE.
If you were a flower, you’d be a DAMNdelion!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE cumber!
Hey baby. I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
we both got buckets of chicken… wanna do it?
“I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies.”
If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
There is only one surefire way back into a woman’s heart and parts beyond.
Him: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: yes Him: That’s ok. I’m not the jealous type.
Him: Well you look like the type of girl who could use two.
Boyfriend? Baby, tonight you can have a man.
“You wanna get pizza and fuck?” “No?” “What you don’t like pizza?”
I always had the punchline as “What, you don’t like fuckin pizza?”
Are you sandpaper? Cuz I want you to rub my wood.
U like to draw? Cuz I put the D in raw
“Girl, if I was a fly, I’d be all over you, cause you’re the shit!”
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
“Yo so fine I’d suck your dad’s dick to get a taste of the recipe”
Know how i know you’re gay? Your dick tastes like shit
Excuse me, my dick just died…Can I bury it in your ass?
Nice prosthetic legs. what time do they get off?
Bad cheesy pick up lines
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
If your left leg was lunch and your right leg was dinner, i’d wanna snack between meals
I’ve been waiting for you to be legal since you were a little girl.
I’ll tell you a joke that will make you laugh your tits off…..oh you’ve heard it already
Ayy girl is yo daddy in prison? Cuz if I was yo daddy I’d be in prison.
You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up.
“Suck it” “No you suck it” “Suck it” “Suck it” Both sing in unison Suuuuck itttttt
Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Me, hitler or me again?
“Hey baby! Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?”
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds; I’m ready to plow!
Hey girl, do you shit with that ass
What’s the difference between a dick and a chicken leg? (She gives up) Wanna go on a picnic sometime?
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