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Smooth Pick Up Lines

Smooth Pick Up Lines

Searching for the most awesome smooth pick up lines? Pickuplineshq has put together the best smooth cheesy pick up lines on the Internet.

I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Kermit’s fingers smell like bacon.

Is your dad a baker? Because you got some hot buns!”

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“Hi. My friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think I’m cute.”

“‘You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that’s the least interesting thing about you.’ Wow.”

“On our first date, my now-husband asked if he could put his hand in mine to ‘see if they fit properly.’ He was is one smooth motherf*cker.”

“I’m going on a long walk, [extends hand], can you hold this?”

“I was once at a Starbucks and the barista looked like a Rastafarian caricature: Skinny, 6’

‘I’m sure that you have a boyfriend so I’ll leave you alone but you are really beautiful.’ Then the guy gave me flower from his lapel, turned and walked away. All night I was looking for him and when I found him ended up gushing, ‘I don’t have a boyfriend! Lucky us.’”

“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Honestly, that dress is gorgeous!”

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If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Are you wearing space pants? cause your butt is out of this world!

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“Hey, I got to go in like a minute but I wanted to ask u something real quick: do you like milk with ice?”

Had a guy in high school call me cool breeze all the time. one day i finally asked him why he called me that. he said because i was like a breath of fresh air.

“Does this smell like chloroform?”

I regret deleting this solar system because you ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD.

I love you”
And the person will get red in the face and will will be like: I love you too”
And I will be like: “Wtf? I mouthed olive juice not I love you what are you talking about?”

“Did it hurt? When you fell from the sky? Because you’re face looks pretty f#&ked up.”

Hey, are you by any chance Irish? Because when I look at you my pen*s doubles in size.

“What’s an awful person like you doing in a nice place like this?”

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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